HELLO THERE FELLOW HUMAN, i've prepared a speech for a LOVELY OCCASION such as this : My name is Sandeh. So basically i'm this girl. On this planet called Earth. I like Adventure Time too much... I tend to always prove my point and rarely admit i'm wrong. I tell the truth and i'm hear to entertain the world <3
Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid.
LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE
